here comes hanni-boo boo
|Meg. 27. Pittsburgh. 2 cats. Tuna salad sandwiches are my family. I am obsessed with Star Trek, Twin Peaks, The X-Files, Hannibal, Dark Shadows, Re-Animator, horror films, silent cinema, and Daniel Bruhl. I want to be your new best friend.|
|White Co-Worker:||That's not how you say it.|
|My Dad:||But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.|
|White Co-Worker:||Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?|
|My Dad:||You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?|
|White Co-Worker:||Just English|
|My Dad:||Tell me something. What does a cow say?|
|My Dad:||That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*|
|White Co-Worker:||*sheds white tears*|
people in the twin peaks tag dropping gifs of laura palmer’s I’LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN 25 YEARS as evidence that this comeback was planned...
Dear people (especially doctors) who forget to think before talking to people with invisible illnesses:
If we were just lazy, why on earth would we...
this is your daily reminder that bela talbot didn’t owe the winchesters a single fucking thing.
Just spilled coffee all down my long dress. My rebuttal is an even cuter skirt/shirt combo. Come at me world.
DID I TELL YOU GUYS THAT I’VE MET SOMEONE IRL WHO DOESN’T LIKE BBC SHERLOCK????????